They said what??This is the beloved, bestselling calendar that features a rich trove of gaffes, malapropisms, and cringey moments from athletes, entertainers, commentators, and, of course, politicians: We need to look at the states, which are lavatories of innovation and democracy.??former Texas governor Rick Perry. Here are hopelessly mangled metaphors: ?The cart's out of the barn. You can't put it back in the bottle.??the Daily Beast editor Sam Stein. Painfully dim sports commentary: It's not easy. That's why it's difficult. sportscaster Andy Gray. Plus ?Anti Disinfectant Wipes? and other product labels to give you pause, suspiciously softball game show questions (?With which sport is a professional golfer associated??) and dumb questions asked of flight attendants: ?Where are the lines between the states?? Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.