A year of humor, history, facts and fun. Adapted from the bestselling book series, this is the always amusing, always surprising, and always popular calendar for people who love to read in the bathroom (and 68 percent of Americans admit to it.) Each page features an offbeat fact, wacky anecdote, absorbing question, or other fun tidbit to make you think or make you laugh. Uncle John's Police Log, including the would be burglar who made a mask to hide his face out of clear plastic. And the ironic: Did you know that William Phelps Eno, who invented the crosswalk, stop sign, traffic circle, and one way street, never learned to drive? Plus 21 Flush Salutes, Toilet Tech, Bathroom Brainteasers, and memorable thoughts: "People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there." -Dolly Parton. Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.